zoinked out

Spacing out hard, out of your mind because you’re hyper focused on a dot on the wall 60 feet away, so tired you fell asleep right away and you slept so long and feeling nothing woke you up

Sorry I zoinked out last night. I was zoinking out in class today.

by saladkids May 25, 2024

Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).

Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by May 28, 2023

Let the dog out

To burn one on your lunch break, getting high

Stephanie always says she is going to “let the dog out” when leaving for her lunch break.

by MiddleChild2 October 21, 2022

passed out pasta

When your so drunk on a night out you pass out and yourhead fulls into a seventeen year olds lap.

Wow bro I’m so drunk I just passed out pasta

by Oops I Od’d Again...... July 02, 2018

Testing out this

Testing out this is lit

Testing out this yes

by Yo boi XY October 05, 2022

poo out

'to poo out' - to back out of a situation, to let someone down

'are you still coming out on Friday Eleanor?'

'sorry I can't I'm skint'

'noooo don't poo out'

by jessicatmiaow April 06, 2009

Inside out LoveTrout

A vaginal prolapse, the vagina may just be referred to as just “love-trout” pre-prolapse

“Man, I turned her tuna canoe into an inside out LoveTrout out last night”

“Bro!!! Your Wilkins must be HUGE”

by Inside out love-trout January 25, 2022