harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

by WesNile November 26, 2007

black belt in sucking dick

Girl that wears a choker.

*sees a girl wearing a choker*

"She has a black belt in sucking dick"

by Deebo305 March 21, 2017

slick dick son of a bitch

The guy that comes up to your girl at a party and whisks her away with his greasy talk and slick mannerisms.

That slick dick son of a bitch took her home last night, and fucked her culo! Lock and load boys, let's go settle this.

by Methcunt November 29, 2010

Second Hand Dick Breath

When you share saliva though sharing a drink, kissing, licking etc. With one of the persons sucking dick earlier passing that dick breath to the other person causing second hand dick breath.

John: Me and my mom used to share drinks together when we were little.
Jace: You know your mom used to suck a lot of dick right? That means you have second hand dick breath.

by YourBoiSkinyPenis October 22, 2016

More dicks than dinners

A phrase to describe someone who has had sex with a lot of men

PERSON 1: Did you hear Alex brought another boy back last night?!

PERSON 2: I swear to god that girl has had more dicks than dinners

by IceyT November 29, 2018

Chuck some dick about

For a man to have sex with lots of women

1. It's allways nice to go on holiday and chuck some dick about.

2. He's always chucking some dick about on the weekend

by ChandyClaus August 6, 2020

Put your dick away

Verb.
1. Term used to tell someone to stop being horny.

Guy 1 "Yo i wanna nail that chick."
Guy 2 "Bro put your dick away."

by Shlong Shlave October 10, 2020