National Eat Ass Day

National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.

Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.

by Ugly gorl May 25, 2018

tighter than a duck's ass

Impermeable. I.e., watertight.

My English teacher is tighter than the proverbial duck's ass.

by octopod March 4, 2004

Double decker ass burger

When you line up 2 cheeseburgers in a row, shove your dick in the middle, and proceed to fuck a bitch. Bonus points for having the chick being a fat hoe or having Aspergers.

Dude 1: yo bro, i just had sex with the kinkiest girl last night
Dude 2: damn bitch, what did you do
Dude 1: She let me put it up her ass and pull off a double decker ass burger. I shoved my dick in the middle i and showed that slut a new world of pleasure.

Dude 2: kinky shit my dude. Now can you pull your finger out of my ass, it's beginning to hurt

by PieVmasterZ October 4, 2017

stick up his ass

Pompous, a stiff, tighter than a duck's ass.

John Kerry has a stick up his ass.

by octopod March 4, 2004

vagina, ass, dick, shoot

Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot is an amazing game. It is a variation of rock, paper, scissor, shoot, or Rochambeau. In this game, you call out, Vagina, Ass, Dick, and Shoot. When you call shoot, you show whatever your doing. Vagina beats ass because vagina can shoot a baby at ass, and dick beats vagina because dick can poke vagina. Also, ass beats dick because ass can suffocate dick. This game was invented by a few kidsfrom Avonworth Middle School. They we're looking for a variation on the game Rock, Paper, Scissor, Shoot, which they used to see who would take out the trash.

"Hey man, i dont really wanna take out the trash today," said Little boy Johnny. "It's ok dude, just play Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot with Bob, im sure you'll beat him!"

by s3x Machine December 31, 2007

bust a cap in yo ass

To put a bullet in your body but not reserved soley for the ass region and usually intended to kill you!

Nigga! If you don't hand over that mote right now I am gonna bust a cap in yo ass!

You better start actin' like a grown ass man or I'm gonna bust a cap in you ass!!!

by shizrok October 29, 2007

bad ass mother fucker

Someone dealing with issues while having personality and a bad ass sense of humor.

Damn, that Andrew kid is such a bad ass mother fucker!

by Kayce January 6, 2009