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I'd let him fuck my daughter

A phrase used to describe a stand up man who is attractive and has a grade A personality. Someone who, as a father, you would be thrilled to hear has sex with your daughter regularly with the hopes that he passes down his magnificent genes to your future grandchildren.
Person A: Did you hear about Jason? He's starting a multi-million dollar business while running a non-profit organization that adopts stray and disabled animals.
Person B: man, I'd let him fuck my daughter in a heartbeat!
by Dannyboyyyyyy18 August 26, 2017
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stick my finger in your tea

I am going come over to your house and stick my finger in your tea.
by leebates October 29, 2013
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Mickey Mouse in my club house

When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .
Her - " theres a Mickey mouse in my club house"
Some random guy -" wait what? "
by Wackgirlshit April 8, 2019
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Yo word to my twin daughters

a phrase used by a girl who go by kyy and who’s Instagram name is @theyenvykyy._ , usually used to start a sentence or end an sentence.
yo word to my twin daughters i will knock yu out .
by k.yyyy November 26, 2020
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I’m gonna kill my self

Mostly used to say ur tired of people killing you in a game so you say this
Zara: hahahahaha Adri:I didn’t do anything to hurt u Zara: oops but- Adri: but no I’m gonna kill my self
by Chrishell June 30, 2020
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THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS

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THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS Joshua said whilst raping a porky pine in france arrrrhhhhhghhg(69)
by Willyholeszz November 1, 2020
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welp shit, fuck my life

When somebody does ignorant shit, or doesn’t listen to you when you tell them the right thing to do.
them: Imma just do it my way.
you: Welp shit, Fuck my life.
by marvshub June 25, 2021
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