pop you in the pisser

Kick you in the balls.

If you don't stop irritating me I will pop you in the pisser.

by mlhiss August 28, 2025

You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested

“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”

by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024

You don't pay my sub

An argument people in MMORPGs often use to combat critisism (even if intended as kind advice) from other players. While usually associated with Final Fantasy 14 players, it can be seen, albiet less often, with other MMOs due it being able to be used as a general term.

Person 1: Try moving out of the AOE next time. Don't worry about interrupting your casting!
Person 2: Excuse me? You don't pay my sub!
Person 3: *Sarcastic tone* I can give you a subway gift card! *Rimshot*

by YoyoGuy100 June 1, 2022

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

DID YOU KNOW

This blonde british dude fights god lmao

DID YOU KNOW THAT ACCORDING TO THE XENOBLADE LORE

by RobRoss45 October 14, 2023

I'm You

Words said by Itadori Yuji from popular manga Jujustu Kaisen, when he defeated his main enemy Mahito. This line is in refrence to the fact that before the fight, Mahito said to Yuji "Im you", referring that Mahito will never stop killing people, and that Yuji will never stop killing curses

dude 1: Yo dude they're gonna animate the "I'm You" panel in Jujustu Kaisen next week!
dude 2: Your bullshitting me

by Rizz_God_Minors69 December 1, 2023

eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023