Tire Man

When someone who dresses up as a tire for some damn reason.

Tire God: Hello there.
Pixie God: IT'S OVER TIRE MAN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, YOUR Tire Man SUIT CAN'T BE LIKE THIS FOREVER.
Tire God: HAHHAHHAH YOU WILL FAIL Pixie God You will always be weak.

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

Crayon Man

A grotesquely tattooed person that looks like his artist was on acid with crayons

Did you see what Crayon Man tweeted today?

by BwanaChris February 11, 2021

Losing your man privilege

When someone goes ching-chong in your ding-dong

losing your man privilege is funny until it happens to you

by retardJim69420 February 11, 2021

Wookie man

A term used to describe a boyfriend with extraordinary and beautiful body hair but yet has a tender and soothing nature about him

My boyfriend Chris Washby is such a wookie man, I love his long beautiful hair

by anonymous February 11, 2021

booby man

its in the name, a man with boobs

"oh my god! its booby man"

by 6969stripper February 11, 2021

Mans

pronoun, british

Frequently shortened to simply "man," a word used mostly in British English to replace pronouns in sentences. Commonly used in British rap.

"I'll send mans straight to Jehovah when I take shots like M Sharapova"

"Mans just bit straight into a lemon"

"Right I talked to the guy, mans said we got 3 months to pay rent or we're getting kicked out"

by Kali but epic February 12, 2021