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Little man syndrome

The crippling inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10, who suffer from the devastating disability of manletism). Thusly doubly disabled, the little man syndrome-infected mental and physical midget manlet can often be found tearfully chasing after chihuahuas because the much larger heroic hounds stole his high heels, throwing a hissy fit in front of primary schools because all the other children inside are much taller than him and using a step-ladder in order to precariously balance atop of garden gnomes in an amusingly feebly attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his laughably lowly, little life. If you are a witness to a case of little man syndrome, immediately contact the Manlet Detection Agency and, after telling the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy that short people got no reason, direct the obstinately offending humbled hobbit to the nearest manlet pit where he is to surrender his high heels, height boosting insoles and butt plug and sobbingly await his impending arrest.
Luna: Lol, do you remember when Tiny Tom "Short Fuse" Cruise girlishly jumped on Oprah's couch in 2005, like the diminutive child that he is, because he overdosed on Scientology before coming (out) on stage? Emily: Of course! How could I possibly forget such a classic case of little man syndrome? Maximum manletism - complete and utter overcompensation.
by ManletDepreciator September 26, 2024
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My man

Character of Rick and Morty who plays a postman that can only say “my man”
My man
by Ethan Dolan's wife February 5, 2018
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Man Bang

Shoot a man through another man in any fps
Friend 1: Dude I just man banged that guy so hard
Friend 2: I wanna learn how to man bang just like you!
by baconbathtub March 3, 2021
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no man's sky syndrome

when video games devolopers release a video game that is broken, full of bugs, lacking in features or a combination of the above, then promise to fix it later through Updates
AAA Companies keep releasing their games broken, they have no man's sky syndrome
by ash_1998 July 8, 2025
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An Adult Man

You're an adult CHRISTIAN man. You are LITERALLY taking the word of anyone in a white robe. A Catholic too. So literally any old man an a white robe. And you only HOPE... That that white robe isn't wiping an alter-boy's shit off of his dick as he walks up to a podium to tell you not to talk about Hym. Just a little brown stain that lines up right with his crotch in the inside of his robe. You are taking his word for it. And that's what you're doing here. You are taking the word on the guy validating your incest cult.
Hym "An adult man. What evidence do I need to prove to you that God is real? Fucking none. For you to appeal to a material burden of proof is insane! Ooooh man. Super evasive. Tried to jive talk his way out of the question 4 times and then he make up a story. That seem like the Christian gambit. Avoid the question. Make up a story. It what you're doing to me. It's what you just did just there in front of everyone."
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
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Zan Man

Needa See The Zan Man, Do You Know Him By Chance -Rae Shremmurd
by AnonymousTT May 4, 2018
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man lite

Hey Joe, pass me a man lite.
by Ftank April 9, 2008
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