Fake Man

A fake man is a man that does not cry
men that cry = real men
Men that dont cry = fake men

Jimmy: you are stupid
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!

by Fake Men Advocate April 14, 2022

Ketchup Man

A.K.A. Dill Pickle, he's the guy in the red hoodie at the track that sometimes has ketchup in his pockets. He's a menace to society and won't leave you alone. But sometimes he'll give you ketchup.

Girl 1: Did you see ketchup man today?
Girl2 :Yeah, and he said that he doesn't have ketchup :(

by that_monkee_girl April 14, 2022

L man's

L man's is a saying when you make plans with someone to go hang out with girls.

Sammy is a L man's for ditching us to go and talk with girls.

by CarnageThaWisdomMaster April 15, 2022

man

A lord

Hey man what is up

by anonymous April 16, 2022

Stick Man

A close friend who is always there for you. That one friend you can count on. Widely used in the Hampton Road/Tidewater Virginia area.

My stick man got some girls for us to chill with tonight.

by Folkwhored April 16, 2022

Big cock hummus man

Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,

Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom

by P€€p€€p••p••• April 16, 2022

peter_.man

Peter_.man is the best mutual ever and is so kind. She interacts with all my posts and is the best 🤩🤩. Ily

Peter_.man is the best human (or not human) ever.

by Jesus all the names are taken April 16, 2022