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I'll keep my eye out for you

the cheapest sex trev could find was One-eyed-Hilda who would charge him 50p for a quickie in the old eye-socket.
"'bye trev" cackled the old girl "I'll keep my eye out for you."
by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003
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Hop out my face right quick

Yo your mad pussy yo hop out my face right quick before you get cracked..
by Lmaoo December 15, 2008
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I fucking eat my pussy bitch

i love to eat pussy and deepthroat dick I suck my grandpas dick and my dads and I eat my moms pussy and suck her boobs
by pooii November 9, 2019
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Blending milk or a milk alternative liquid (i.e., almond milk, coconut milk, water, etc) with sugar, cream, ice, and fruit or other flavoring to obtain a cold, puréed mixture of goodness that is put in the yard and sold in a way similar to a lemonade stand.
My mom recently created a new milkshake recipe and invited my brother and his friends over to critique it. They all showed up and mom stated, “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.”
by Harpmer October 18, 2018
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phrase.
refers to an unknown area. the opposite of the common phrase "i know it like the back of my hand". Originates from the fact that most people (unless they are porn actors/models) are quite unfamiliar with the backs of their asses.
Joey: oh look that chick lives in Ismay, Montana. I know that place like the back of my hand. I'll get laid for sure!

Tommy: shit, I know it like the back of my ass.
(walks away defeated...)
by RedDan69 February 21, 2011
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Crush my head between your thighs

Please crush my head between your thighs
by Bobbyicelemon January 30, 2022
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Its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

When your in a crazy situation and everything mad, you can say "Well this is like strapping my penis to a tornado!"
You: wow this is awesome!

Me: its like strapping my penis to a tornado!

You: thats so true!
by SamLikesMelon September 14, 2012
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