Ques que fuck?

bi-lingual -french/english meaning what the fuck?
can be used by itself, or as part of a sentence.

ques que fuck?!?
Ques que fuck is this?!
ques que fuck are you doing?
use your imagination, there are lots of possibilities.

by maddog.mitchell March 1, 2008

Reverse Titty Fuck

When you hook up with a straight up pooch and don't want to look at her dirty mug while you are titty fucking her, you sit on her face instead of her chest and do your business while your crack slides up and down her chin. If you're lucky, she will obtain a brown streak on her face, starting from her chin and leading up to her hair line.

Ted hadn't wiped his ass for weeks and left a stinky brown line on carols face when he gave her a reverse titty fuck on their anniversary.

by T_Heard February 12, 2009

Fuck You Slut

An attractive girl or woman who dresses extremely revealingly, usually in a bikini top and short short shorts. She will jump up and down in front of guys and act really dumb. She will flirt with all the guys around, and act as sexy as possible. Etc... But then she gets offended when guys try to take advantage of her. Most likely shouting "Fuck You!" loud enough for all to hear, so she can get more attention from other guys. But then she gets upset when the nicer guys don't say how pretty she is. Basically a girl you don't want to interact with at all, even if she does have her Double D's hanging out.

*Girl flirting with guy #1*

Guy #2: Hey Baby, come sit on my lap!

Girl: Excuse me?

Guy #2: Come on Sexy, you sat on all those guys laps...

Girl: Fuck you! I'm not your fucking toy! Shame on you, you fucking bastard!

Nice Guy: Are these guys bothering you Kait, come over here.

Guy #2: Whoa, didn't realize she was a Fuck You Slut, I thought I was gonna get laid.

by Weirdo88 January 21, 2011

fuck the slick out of

To have sex so extensively or so energetically such that all natural lubrication is used up.

I will fuck the slick out of her until my dick smokes!

by momo25 August 26, 2009

Fuck-O-Meter

A machine that tells how many fucks that person has given.

Example:
Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*

Fuck you Urban Dictonary Im not givin another example. Urban Dictonary I don’t give one fuck about needing to define it here but fuck it. Fuck-O-Meter

by Fuck You Definition Readers April 15, 2018

fuck dem hoes

To fuck extremely used garden tools also know as hoes

Hey , Farmer Bob!

Fuck dem hoes real good ;)

by Fill in the blanks _____ August 10, 2016

Rat bag of fuck

Noun. See also "n. fuck"
A deeply intence fucker or fuck with redeeming chacteristics of a rat.

The president is a rat bag of fuck.

by Sullen January 25, 2004