your mom

your mom

your mom: who left the muffins in the freezer
me: your mom

by melol6769 October 8, 2025

your mom

a woman fatter than the earth that somehow gave birth to you

bro your mom so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl

by lihudfs March 22, 2022

Your mom

A joke used to show how dumb, fat, etc. your mom is.
Not to be confused with "yo mama" but they mean the same thing.

"Your mom is so fat she broke the scale."
"Your mom is so dumb she got a negative IQ."

by Carrot135 July 20, 2023

Your Mom

Someone who is hotter than you.

"Your mom is kinda hot"

by Yourmomishotterthanyou November 23, 2021

Your mom

The girl Jack is fucking

A: How’s your mom
B: She’s moaning really loud these days because of Jack

by N__word69696 January 23, 2021

Kicked your mom

A discreet term for a sexual intercourse

I heard you kicked your mom last night, is that true?

by Bille Joel April 14, 2019

Your mom

IS GAYYYYYYYYYY

AND YOU CAN NOT LIE

PERSON1:HI!

PERSON2:your mom GAYYYYYYYYYYYY

by User dummasss May 3, 2020