Jumping the whale

when your favorite show starts to flag and go downhill, and then adds a fat character for no good reason making the show look stupid, as when STD added Stacey Abrams as the president of Earth

When The Mandalorian added Lizzo as it's "jumping the whale" moment, we all knew it was on its way down then.

by NeoTechni April 7, 2023

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Saving Whales

The act of watching porn, arose when pornhub decided to donate money to save whales for every view they get.

Jack is a lone man, he loves saving whales.

by WhaleSaver101 May 23, 2016

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Whale Warrior

Someone who struggles to walk without breathing heavily. Someone whos failing gym class. Someone who is horribly fat.

"Gosh, Abbi, that pizza was good, I'll have another slice!"

"You're a fucking whale warrior Dakota."

by ......H...... May 11, 2024

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Whale

A very large woman. Very very large

Brandon fucked a whale last night out of desperation.

by NaughtyDictionary December 17, 2017

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whale fight

A brawl between two overweight tub of lards, male or female, who begin wailing at eachother with flabby biceps and 300+ pounds of body weight.

Tyler yelled "WHALE FIGHT!!!" at the two chumps.

by Capn Coochy February 12, 2019

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Calling Whales

When someone has a prolonged and loud yawn. Like Dory calling for a whale in Finding Nemo.

I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned

or

Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?

Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.

by PoschSpice30 March 18, 2024

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