I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.
"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"
"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"
by Matt Kerr March 31, 2008
Get the gut-topmug. A Carrot Top is the drink of choice among the general population residing in the Tritown Area. It is defined by a shot of Dubra being dropped into a glass of Orange Soda. The drink is never to be mixed. To administer this elixir correctly, the recipient must drop the shot of Dubra into the orange soda, and guzzle the orange soda before the mixture curdles. If a recipient is struggling to self administer the elixir, an onlooker must finish the elixir themselves, or pour the mixture down the throat of the recipient. The Elixir must not be allowed to curdle, a this will promptly summon the Dark Lord, who will then force both the recipient and bystanders to consume Dubra until they join him in Darkness.
by DarkLord1776 November 28, 2017
Get the Carrot Topmug. In The Total Bro Sports Of Hockey And Lacrosse. When A Goal Is Scored In The Upper Part Of The Net Around The Post, Sometimes Hitting The Post And Going Bar Down, For A Goal.
Bar Down Snipes.
Bar Down Snipes.
by CaptainBarron October 4, 2010
Get the Top Tattermug. (Variations: ing, er)
When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.
When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.
Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.
by Fonzalator January 13, 2009
Get the Problem Toppedmug. Unless your school's dress code is dumb, a tank top is about the most revealing type of top that girls can wear to school without getting dresscoded.
by I KAN SPEL May 24, 2022
Get the Tank Topmug. The act of sniping the top corner in hockey. A shortened version of "top shelf, where grandma keeps the cookies".
by rekcil sinep April 13, 2009
Get the top cookiesmug. The person on top during gay sex would be the top and the person on bottom would be the bottom the dominant person is usually referred to as the top
by Digbickhoe December 19, 2019
Get the Bottom / topmug.