Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

Too far

John Fury a.k.a Tyson Fury & Tommy Fury’s father/coach, former criminal and forgettable boxer.

“Did you hear what John Fury said last night? Something about Tommy doing Jake Paul’s girlfriend like a dog?”
“Aye, John ‘Too far’ Fury at his finest”

by David VIII March 1, 2023

thanks and you too

after someone says thanks and tells you to enjoy something, you might react by saying "you too"
might be embarrasing if you say "you too" to someone who isnt doing the same thing you are.

thanks and you too

by crystaldreamer12 September 16, 2021

Too Nice

An expression in the context of relationships in which a woman rationalizes the realization that a potential male partner is homosexual but has to explain to someone the reason for their friendship (as a supposed to romance) without exposing sensitive information the male friend may not want people to know.

"Mom, why did you and Dad break up?"

"Well, honey your dad is... he was too nice."

".

by AffordableDoubts February 6, 2025

Too far toni

Someone who takes a joke way too far, or a situation.

See how messy that guy was he took it too far toni.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

too

literally now-days people use to and too wrongly.

Like this:
Guy 1: 500 pounds are to heavy.
Guy 2: too you mean

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 November 29, 2022

Tries way too hard

Trying to be the best when it’ll never happen.

Aharon tries way too hard to be in first place, when he isn’t even in the competition.

by Elninio December 4, 2023