by pimp daddy dollars January 10, 2005
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by swagless November 11, 2010
Leaving a turd laying across a rack that goes above a toilet when the rack was blocking the upper tank area of the toilet in the process of attempting to leave an upper decker (top shelf) in someone's toilet.
Person 1: did you upper deck the toilet at travis' shitty party?
Person 2: i couldn't, there was a toilet rack blocking the top part so i left a green monster instead.
Person 2: i couldn't, there was a toilet rack blocking the top part so i left a green monster instead.
by mel1921 May 12, 2011
What happens to a woman's vagina after having one or more children, messing up her snatch to such an extent to make it look like a pile of ham.
"After our fourth child, my wife's pussy turned into a ham monster."
"Dude, I bet you 1,000 bucks that chick has a big old ham monster hiding in her pants"
"Dude, I bet you 1,000 bucks that chick has a big old ham monster hiding in her pants"
by Urban Dickshun September 14, 2015
When Joe gives Billy the rest of his monster, and then Billy waits five minutes and gives Joe the best tackle ever seen, sending Joe three feet into the air (that's the footer part).
by Sam Beld September 06, 2008
Those Monster Bombs wrecked me last night.
by Lucille Ballz January 19, 2011