titty fucked

to be screwed over in a massive way.
There is no real action invovled, merley a saying.

"oh no I don't have any eggs to make an omlette"
"well, I guess you're titty fucked then."

by love, ae November 4, 2008

purty titties

Mountainous views which resemble titties. Attractive bulges of land, erupting out of sometimes flat land, or sometimes bumpy land. Bumpy land can certainly be consider purty titties too.

Commonly used amongst folks in West Virginiatucky.

White trash slang for some fuckin mountains.

Holy shit, those mountains sure do look like some purty titties.

Them mountains have the purtiest titties in West Virginia.

Look Ma, see them big purty titties up there?

by teeeea December 9, 2012

titty teabagging

When a woman drapes her boobs over a guy's face.

Female version of teabagging, but with titties instead of balls.

My male coworker was leaning back in his chair and our female customer walked up to him, took her breasts out of her top and laid them over his face. I think he was in shock from the titty teabagging he got. <true story>

by FunGal_in_SoCal March 20, 2011

titties with jelly

When you spread jelly all over titties and eat the jelly!

I slept with my girlfriend and for breakfast in the morning I had titties with jelly.

by Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmjelly November 1, 2013

Titty Whomp

An open handed slap to a woman's breasts.

-Man, this woman's getting on my nerves! She deserves a Titty Whomp!

Did you see that Worst Wedding DJ EVER! Video? He totally Titty Whomped that woman!

by thisguyfosho March 6, 2011

Titty Twist

The grasping and twisting action of the thumb and index fingers on another persons nipple, to inflict pain.

Dean gave Jordan a titty twist yesterday.

by T-Bag 1994 February 23, 2014

Titty totter

when playing hearts, getting stuck with the queen of spades, and getting shit on with more hearts, all being done by a cackling prick

Rich - "that was such a titty totter"

by Johnny Blowme February 5, 2009