big bro little bro theory

a common suspicion of players that might be a cheater. happens when a gamer appears sometimes like a pro and sometimes like a noob. this is noob is referred as the little brother and vice versa.
player john: bro this dude is cheating so hard!!!!
neok: get better bro its the big bro little bro theory
by average discord mod October 09, 2024
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Group Chat Theory

Group Chat Theory is the unofficial theory that all big non-work group chats follow a set structure:

1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good

2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it

3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.

4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:

- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.

5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
“Bro that group chat fell off, everybody’s just being a dickhead on there, we should create a new one

“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
by Teamorson November 05, 2024
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Knuckle Theory

A theory used by measuring the number of days in a month. If your index finger touches your knuckle of your hands, the month has 31 days, while if you touch the skin of your fist, it has 30 (with the exception of February).
Scott: Dude, how many days are there in August?

Dave: 31.

Scott: Isn't it 30?

Dave: Use the Knuckle Theory.
by OpeN333 October 22, 2013
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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The Desi connection theory

The theory that every Desi within an state will somehow be connected through one person or another
“Bro, how do you know every Desi kid from my first grade class, I lived 3 cities over”

“It’s the Desi connection theory
by YumiYumiNoMi January 11, 2023
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mountain theory

when a person thinks he’s at his best ,then something horrible happens to him but eventually he’s way better than before and so on
my life sucks right but i believe in the mountain theory so i know i will be fine!
by sushirice828 July 04, 2022
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