two hole punch

when someone shoots themselves in the head with two guns at the same time, one on one temple and one on the other temple. the bullets meet in the center and explode
that guy killed himself, two hole punch style.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.
by StepOFFGeorge April 06, 2013
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Two Finger Notice

When you can no longer continue employment at your current job you give them both middle fingers on the way out the door. This type of self-termination is effective immediately. Giving a two finger notice almost guarantees you won't be able to work there again regardless of a change of mind. This notice is usually given by those that are mistreated by their boss(es) for an extended period of time. A person reaches their breaking point and is no longer able to give a regular two weeks’ notice. This type of notice is more common in minimum wage jobs (blue collar) but can be performed at any job or career. Many contemplate doing this but few actually follow through.
I could no longer take shit from Bill my boss so I gave him my two finger notice today.
by mgibson746 April 14, 2014
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Two Finger Dessert

Meaning to induce vomiting with two finger down your throat after you have (binge) eaten. Aka-Bulimia
Did you just go give yourself the two finger dessert?
by Agent42 June 14, 2010
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two-meat platter

a sexual act that defines the addition of more than one penis, but not more than two penises. Can be a homosexual or heterosexual threesome but two penises must be involved.
1. So I heard that Chris is gay, he was online looking for the two-meat platter last night and got caught by his girlfriend.

2. So Susan came over, and since Bob was there and she was down for it, we gave her the ole two meat platter.
by ohitsbigron March 21, 2009
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two stroke barbecue

The occurence of a guy not lasting very long in the sack before he ejaculates. The type of barbecue that involves hotdogs and buns but doesn't last long enough to be a party.
"You need to make yourself last longer. I don't want another two stroke barbecue"
by Black Cobra September 15, 2011
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Mass of two shits

Where is the city of Boston located? In Mass of two shits
by Dshostoppa December 23, 2021
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Poo-man-two

Two asian men, one upperdecking and receiving fellatio from the other, while the other is shitting and jacking off ferrociously
wang and chang opened up the china buffet late this afternoon, i guess they really poo-man-two 'd the shit out of each other last night, literally.
by hugecockjohnson June 29, 2009
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