Super Straight

A way for middleschoolders old men and white twinks to identify they both have a scat kink. This is commonly used on the app tiktok where the colors black and orange(grindr colors) are put in a bio so it's easier to find other twinks

I am super straight meaning I am sexually attracted to f*ck the literal shit out of someone

by FriendlyNeighborhoodFag March 8, 2021

Super Straight

One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.

Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"

Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

Super straight

Someone who Is attracted to the opposite sex without including people who are trans. Super straight is part of the lgbtq+.

Hey my sexuality is super straight!

by Shreck101 March 7, 2021

Super Straight

When A Male hides it that he is transphobic and an idiot so they use this fake sexuality to hide it

Kevin : Oh did you hear that Mikes Super Straight? Max: Really? That’s some dumb ass bull shit.

by playas1234 March 7, 2021

Super Straight

Social rejects with neckbeards who do nothing but live in there moms basements until they die of old age,

I'm super straight🤓

Get a life.

by BAneNaBread March 6, 2021

straight spaghetti

Something that sucks major balls

Friend: I broke my arm snowboarding over the weekend
You: dude, that's some straight spaghetti

by best_gamer_tag January 14, 2015

Straight TikTok

The reason why people hate TikTok. Come on, TikTokers, I know you love TikTok, bt take it down a little. And TikTok haters, not all TikTokers are like the ones you see. If you get it, there's a lot more to see.

Please, let's stop Straight TikTok.

by iS sAnA gAy November 24, 2020