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Spider

A spider is when a skinny man is in doggy style position on his hands and feet and has a really extreme fat woman behind him in the same position forming the eight legs and she connects her face to his asshole and tounge punches it. Her fatness represents the back of the spider and the skinnyness represents the small part of the spider.
Hey have you been spidered yet
by Dingle berry stew November 4, 2015
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Spider-Man Arms

Arms, particularly on a woman, that are muscular enough to resemble those of the webslinging crimefighter.
Madonna's been working out too much, she's so muscular with her Spider-Man arms, it looks gross.
by stewbeef August 10, 2012
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Spider Pittman

Trainmaster and boss does not know English well. Head foamer
by River34 October 26, 2022
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Spider Lily

A flower that's (not) very edible.
Person 1: “Hey, dude. You should go try a Spider lily! They taste amazing!”

Person 2: “I’ve ordered a few, do you know when during their life cycle I should eat them?”

Person 1: “Any time.”
by Killing Myself On My IG live January 14, 2024
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Spider pig

What Dnut and The Girlscout would sing about ..when the Fluxcapasitator was broken, back when it was "The wayward home for Crack where's, and The Girlscout almost frog podded herself off of the ledge.
"Spider pig , spider pig, doing whatever a spider pig does...."
by Shawtys a 10 January 17, 2024
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Spider-Man

He's a menace to the entire city!
I want pictures of Spider-Man!
by anonymous June 3, 2022
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Spider-Man

You take two long pieces of rope or a belt, wrap them around your partner(s) waist. Then you have the two ropes connected on each side of their hip coming back like a sled. Like Santa’s sleigh. Then, you grab the rope on each side and put your hips back and as you rip them towards you by the ropes, you’re standing 5 to 10 feet away. Thrust your hips forward. High risk, high reward. You insert in? Both of you nut immediately. Miss? pain or your dick is broken.
Man, I gave that girl the MEANEST Spider-Man last night.
by Slamjammaamram December 15, 2025
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