Spider Lily

A flower that's (not) very edible.

Person 1: “Hey, dude. You should go try a Spider lily! They taste amazing!”

Person 2: “I’ve ordered a few, do you know when during their life cycle I should eat them?”

Person 1: “Any time.”

by Killing Myself On My IG live January 14, 2024

Spiders

Spiders! Little NOT insects with 8 legs! Most don't want to hurt humans unless the humans hurt them- Most spiders aren't even dangerous! Sometimes they're even cute!

Don't hurt spiders!

by I really wanna die- February 13, 2021

reggie spider man

when your having sexual intercourse with a man or women and pull out and cum in your hand and throw it at there face

bro i just gave jenny a reggie spider man

by iballlick June 14, 2020

Spider pig

What Dnut and The Girlscout would sing about ..when the Fluxcapasitator was broken, back when it was "The wayward home for Crack where's, and The Girlscout almost frog podded herself off of the ledge.

"Spider pig , spider pig, doing whatever a spider pig does...."

by Shawtys a 10 January 17, 2024

Spider Pittman

Trainmaster and boss does not know English well. Head foamer

There is your boss spider Pittman

by River34 October 26, 2022

spider dance

When one person sits on a toilet and another person pees between their legs

“Despite how how much we’d had to drink, we pulled off a successful spider dance.”

“It was a fantastically romantic evening. We ate and drank and spider danced the night away.”

by perfectcussion April 8, 2021