Post Jerk Depression

The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.

“Man, I had super bad P.J.D (Post Jerk Depression)last week. I haven’t beat my meat since then.”

by Kicky40 March 15, 2018

Post-rectal warmth

The uncomfortable warm feeling you get after sitting in a seat that was previously occupied by a "fluffy" person with a huge butt.

"Ewww, that lard butt left post-rectal warmth in my seat!"

by Dockalicious May 19, 2009

Post christmas insomnia

After opening presents on christmas day, being very excited about a certain present and stay up all night using it.

Jon looked like a rabid squirrel after Christmas due to post Christmas insomnia. He got no sleep. Later he passed out in his mother's bed.

by Hello Satan December 26, 2009

Post-exam clarity

The moments immediately after taking an exam in which one experiences feelings of sadness, emptiness, and realizes how to solve questions they didn't answer or dumb mistakes made on easy questions.

That post-exam clarity hit hard, I was stuck on a question for 10 minutes and then all of a sudden I know what the answer is.

by KingBaolan February 4, 2021

Post Cum Hatred

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.

I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.

by B Ronson April 29, 2008

Post Party Depression

In which one attends such an awesome party, that the next few days seem bland and horrible.

Most of year 10 at MWSC was suffering pretty bad Post Party Depression after the prom last friday. the rest where all hung over.

by Katezor! October 19, 2008

post nasal lip

Used to describe the facial features of persons whose noses are precariously close to their upper lips. Due usually to one of three factors: (1) an excessively large nose, (2) an excessively large upper lip, or (3) accidents involving underage shaving.

J: I went in for the kiss and almost swallowed his nose.
Friend of J: Yo, that's cuz he's got post nasal lip.

by Just changin' September 2, 2009