by iievanixxo September 3, 2023

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.
evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian
VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.
evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian
VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

by mole00 April 15, 2024

Evan is an amazing friend and she knows what she wants in life. She knows that her friends will be with her no matter what. She is funny, kind, loving, and a bad ass all together. Evan is someone who wont talk shit about her friends. She knows how to have fun and get people out of their shells.
by arandomhoomanperson August 16, 2020

a god from the heavens above. He is a man that is so sexy he can make any girl melt like a ice lolly. WHY IS HE SO GORG. i couldn't explain. His sexy body features drive all women mad. He could make a homophobic white ass man gay and make him go on all fours and bark that is how delicious he is.
women: Have u seen that new sexy pic of evan peters
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
by Evanissexy February 19, 2024

Evan is an absolutely indescribable person, in a wonderful way. They are someone that has too many great things about themself to describe.
They are one of the most caring, protective and loving people that anyone could ever talk to in their entire life. Having Evan here really feels like a miracle. They help people through things they are struggling with even when they have much on their hands at the time.
Yet, Evan is still a very humorous person. Anything they joke about puts a smile on anyones’ face. They are so incredibly talented, and incredibly intelligent.
Evan can be a humorous, loving, friendly, caring, and loyal person to anyone. (Dirty minded aswell).
There’s too many great things to say about them.
They are one of the most caring, protective and loving people that anyone could ever talk to in their entire life. Having Evan here really feels like a miracle. They help people through things they are struggling with even when they have much on their hands at the time.
Yet, Evan is still a very humorous person. Anything they joke about puts a smile on anyones’ face. They are so incredibly talented, and incredibly intelligent.
Evan can be a humorous, loving, friendly, caring, and loyal person to anyone. (Dirty minded aswell).
There’s too many great things to say about them.
Evan is the love of my life
by LeeReagan January 18, 2022

Handsome man with a massive beast in between his legs and always inpresses ladies
Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get
Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get
I love Evan
by Todd Armstrong December 21, 2021
