The person on top during gay sex would be the top and the person on bottom would be the bottom the dominant person is usually referred to as the top
by Digbickhoe December 19, 2019
(Variations: ing, er)
When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.
When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.
Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.
by Fonzalator September 28, 2008
by Ultimate Glungus May 18, 2019
The act of sniping the top corner in hockey. A shortened version of "top shelf, where grandma keeps the cookies".
by rekcil sinep April 14, 2009
The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.
"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"
by Gjord December 31, 2022
When your buttocks are clinched so tight that your fart escapes at the top of your ass crack causing a ticklish sensation.
by Greg Brown The Third December 05, 2010
You know I’m not tripping off her I’m top snipe.
You know you’re top snipe now why would I believe your loyal.
You know you’re top snipe now why would I believe your loyal.
by Citygirlsup20000 December 19, 2021