Breast Joke

When your wife wakes you up by putting her tits in your face 👀
That was the breast Joke. You really milked that.
by Madame Frog April 03, 2023
Get the Breast Joke mug.

no joke

letting the audience know that something is in fact, deadly serious and not to be taken lightly. a couple of words typically can be ridden over, trotted on, largely ignored, but no joke lets you know that this is time to pay attention and bring out your notepad
I'd love to grab lunch but I just checked their menu and their prices are no joke. $32 for enchiladas, are you serious
by Chris from Vancouver January 27, 2024
Get the no joke mug.

no joke

Two simple words only cool people can use. When you once use it you get stuck and can't make a sentence without it. In German it's "ohne Witz".
Lotte: no joke it's so fucking cold
Kathi: NO JOKE
Felix: no joke I can't stop saying "no joke"
by brr-grr September 23, 2018
Get the no joke mug.

Brandon-joke

When someone says an offensive joke which offends many people
yo dude that was offensive, such a Brandon-joke
by bill bo bagins worth January 02, 2018
Get the Brandon-joke mug.

Buzz Feed Jokes

A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!
Ashlie, did you get your Buzz Feed Jokes Ready?
by Zreshlie (; September 08, 2017
Get the Buzz Feed Jokes mug.

You got jokes

What someone says when theyre losing a joke session
John: u eat ice cream for breakfast everyday thats why u large as shit

Joe: you got jokes
by tweenthroughherlegs November 06, 2023
Get the You got jokes mug.

Walid jokes

a joke only a certain group finds funny and are only laughing because they’re simply friends with the person making the joke or in simple words a joke that isn’t funny
yo shawty cuddling ur bro ain’t gay I like men I’m not gay -walid jokes
by Firas324 July 27, 2021
Get the Walid jokes mug.