sixteen horses in a bucket

A phrase that doesn't mean anything in particular.

Used by Tobuscus during some of his Lazy Vlogs when he is walking through a busy place in public and doesn't want people to know he is vlogging. Because he vlogs with his iPhone, he just puts it to his ear and pretends he is talking to his mom on the phone and uses the phrase.

In a similar way, while he was in college, he used the phrase Probably Monday.

Tobuscus during a Lazy Vlog:

"There are a lot of people here, shh, shhh... (Puts his phone to his ear) Hey mom? Yeah? How many? Sixteen! Sixteen horses in a bucket? Alright... alright, I got it! I got it, sixteen---in one bucket, okay."

by harvesterboy June 12, 2013

Bucket of horse ass

When you get the bad end of a deal.

"damn dude I got a bucket of horse ass!"

by Panda King February 7, 2015

Horse leg hitter

Whole bottle of Andre Champagne

Getting lit tonight. Gonna pull out that horse leg hitter and get weird.

by Paul blartt September 29, 2018

Algerian Horse

heroin

"They got the girls hooked on Algerian horse, so that they would work for them."

by johnnyb_984 January 12, 2009

Dark Horse

Used to describe a black man with an abnormally large penis; frequently compared to the size of a horse's cock>

"YO Tanisha, I had no idea Devonte was a Dark Horse! Imean i really wasn't ready for that>"

by SessyPuertoricanPimpo September 1, 2016

Horse Dick Wigger

A white man with a humongous white cock. To be qualified as a horse dick wigger you would need to have a large white dong 7+ inches.

Hannah's in the bathroom hitting off with a horse dick wigger

by Cheese34 September 13, 2016

I own a horse

A rather unknown internet meme. One user will go on to a chat program -most commonly omegle- and tell the receiver "I own a horse." .The other person then disconnects.

Person 1: "Hello"
Person 2: "Hi"
Person 1: "I own a horse."
Person 2: -disconnect-

by Sinisterly January 4, 2011