Dirt

going to hard

He on dirt right now

by Thebiggestslattt July 9, 2022

Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!

I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!

by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021

Dirt Merchant

A Dirt Merchant is a rare but real job in the construction industry. They find suitable dirt for construction jobs or just locations to dispose of excess materials. The person needs to know soil types and make on the spot decisions as to the dirt meeting specifications for the construction job.

I ended fill material for a job so I called a Dirt Merchant

by real jobs July 20, 2018

dirt boulder

Potato

I had a baked dirt boulders for dinner.

by Qqjnyy April 20, 2021

Dirt Pickle

A dirt pickle is an asshole pickle that was pickled in your moms stinky ass pussy juices .

“Eric you’re such a dirt pickle”

by Flucking Duck iuuuhh October 5, 2018

Dirt neck

The useless and often lazy idiots on a construction site who don't have the sense to build or do a skilled trade so they just run machinery like skid steers or excavators.

These dirt necks don't know how to dig to grade, now our concrete will be poured to the wrong elevation!

by Rattlesnakejake June 6, 2023

Dirt Picker

idk what it means. probably doesn’t have one. sounds racist as fuck though

person 1 : hey uh...you dirt picker
person 2: uh what does that mean
person 1: i don’t know actually
person 2: oh sounds like a racial slur
person

by dreamstanballsniffer March 31, 2021