twitter

the plague

discord mod: i love twitter cuz i always see my waifus in a bondage post *snort*
normal person: the fuck?

by .muka April 15, 2023

Twittered

The act of imploding a perfectly functional and working solution from the inside with the power of sheer, f*cking hubris.

The largest, most expensive SpaceX rocket just blew up; it Twittered itself.

by FLY1NGSQU1RR3L April 20, 2023

twitter

when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it

"bro those birds are seducing each other!"

"no wonder i'm hearing twitter!

by combinedbirdspower May 2, 2023

twitter

war
cancel
yes

1:bro he got cancelled on twitter
2:why
1:yes
2:also why are we named with numbers
1:dont break that wall

by the sus mongus May 4, 2023

twitter titan

a mf that always be on twitter saying random shit and just chattin

leilani: what happened to dennis i never see him in the comm?

peyton: he turned into a twitter titan

by ofthestarz May 12, 2023

Twitter

An app where mentally ill people live.

Person 1: Yo did you see what happened on Twitter?

Person 2: Ew no! I'd rather stay sane than go on that app!

by JaredDingleDwarf May 15, 2023

Twitter

It's a quite kind and well-mannered app/website if you manage to be in the correct community. If you don't... well... be VERY CAREFUL about what you say because you can get cancelled if you even say anything slightly offensive.

Person A: Hey, any socials I can follow you on?
Person B: Yeah, I have a twitter.

by doodlie.zemi May 19, 2023