Urinal Turtle 

yoo r-uh-nl ter-dl

1.(noun) When someone takes a dump in a urinal {original definition}.
2.(noun) An unusually small turtle that swims through the sewer and out of the urinal {additional}.
3.(verb) To shove an acquaintance's face into the urinal cake {additional}

1. I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.
2. My grandpa freaked out when he discovered a urinal turtle whilst relieving himself.
3. I lost a friend today when I urinal turtled him right before his big performance in front of the crowd.

Urinal Turtle by walkerslaw69696969 December 1, 2017

Nested Turtle 

1. When the head of the pecker protrudes into the shaft creating a image like a turtles head hiding in its shell.

“As the winter began in pecker town, all the men started to feel a strange sensation. Owen asked why his weiner appeared to look like a turtle hiding in his shell. Vagman, (the man with the 12 inch shlong) Shouted, Hahahaha you have a nice nested turtle going.”

Nested Turtle by CammyAlva June 24, 2018

Curdle Turtle 

The state of vulnerability after a man nuts on his stomach and doesn’t have a rag on hand.

My mom walked into my room and caught me in a curdle turtle

Curdle Turtle by nigganaut June 9, 2020

Soapy Turtle 

The first bowel movement taken after being the recipient of anal sex that resulted in anal climax

I went though half a roll of toilet paper after that soapy turtle.

Soapy Turtle by PyMann September 30, 2020

fat turtle ass 

nice sexy /juicy

that one fat turtle ass

fat turtle ass by willy scott November 19, 2020

My Turtle Harold

he is a turtle named harold

Have you seen my turtle Harold

My Turtle Harold by Superpenguin226 December 20, 2020

Homosexual Turtle 

A college-aged, Caucasian male individual with an overtly long neck and deep-throating skills made for sucking dick. He has yet to come out of his shell completely.

Taylor: You should go out with Blake M...
Me: I can’t, you know he’s a Homosexual Turtle!

Homosexual Turtle by Trumpette.xxx May 6, 2021