First batch

1. Alfa-female, bitch in charge.

2. One of those who came there first.

1. Girls, listen to me carefully, I'm the first batch here.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.

by Murdoc Kylburne July 3, 2019

§auna: The First Juvenile Discharge Release (charge)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: §auna: The First Juvenile Discharge Release (charge)

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025

Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?

by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020

2.3 figure; The First Juvenile Release:The First Juvenile Release

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😱:2.3 figure; The First Juvenile Release:The First Juvenile Release

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Dennis "Cammie" Elohin; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dennis "Cammie" Elohin; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

first beach

The main public beach in Newport RI that is infamous for it's red seaweed. Locals steer clear from this beach and go to the private beaches like hazards and gooseberry instead. If they want the big beach experience, they go to Second Beach or Gansett instead.

Dude i picked up Megan and Kaylee after they had hockey practice and their bags made my car smell like first beach.

by fucklasalle April 24, 2021

First Maid

The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.

Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.

Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..

by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023