Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.

Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.

by old observer April 16, 2023

Nintendo switchblades

A gadget for the nintendo switch that turns the controllers into switchblades.

I just bought the new Nintendo switchblades.

by Daw2207 April 18, 2023

Code Switching

Changing the way you speak so as to become more 'Palatable' to different audiences.
Code switching isn't something that's necessarily used in everyday language, it's more-so something that's done without thought.

Code Switching Ex. A 'Yeah girl, cuh she talmbout summ oh, da da da da daaaa, you needa be here at 11am or you gon get 'Reprimanded'..... Liiikkee? Da fuck I look like gettin a uber jus for you to be like 'Oh we-ohn neeju no more you can go home. She triflin... and das exacly why... Hollup that's my new Job callin now- *** Hello...? Yes this is she....... I'd love that actually, I'm free any day after 3PM.... Okay, Wonderful Thank you so much for calling I've been having scheduling issues with my current job, really excited.. Okay... Alright, thanks again..*
Ex B. YAAASSS GIRLYPOOPPS SLAAAAYYY It's really giving, like imagine you me the Gala...? I would be that bitch HELLO!??!- All the straight boys would be on their kneeessss...... It's kind of cunty no?- *** Yeah Dad..? Nah this is just the Tux I plan on wearing this weekend, it looks really nice right? Ha-'

by Ya-Moms-Wife May 1, 2023

Bart switch rule

Every stop on the Berkeley train station you have to stand and give your spot to a stranger

Jhon: I’ve been standing for a long time we have to do the Bart switch rule
James: of course

by Thebartdaylyer May 4, 2023

Scary Switcheroo

A scary switcheroo is also known as the bud light girl. The characteristics of a scary switcheroo is when a man gets a sex change and actually looks like a chick. In turn confusing the men who are looking for a mate. It has a voice that is half way between sounding like a man and a woman. The it also has an adams apple which makes all the men run.

Look at the bud light girl. She has an Adams apple. What a scary switcheroo.

by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023

Bad Switcheroo

It is a male that got a sex change but still looks and talks like a guy. He proceeds to get out on the dating scene looking for a boyfriend.

I think that girl that was hitting on you has a bad switcheroo.

by Mr. Homophobia May 30, 2023

Bad Switcheroo

It is the time after Bruce Jenner tries to transform his Bad Switcheroo to a scary switcheroo through plastic surgery. Once he has completed the process he will then look for a boyfriend and try to get married. As he searches all the men in fear of still bad switcheroo.

Bruce Jenner is out there looking for a boyfriend. He still has a bad switcheroo.

by Mr. Homophobia June 1, 2023