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beast nuts

A very complex word used in only certain circumstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.

A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.

Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:

I. After great, but not excellent sex.

II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.

III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)

IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)

V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.
Neckbeard: Dude have you played Minecraft for the Xbox 360?

Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.
by NunezapathWasTaken? November 7, 2012
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chalk-beast

a college instructor who tends to get chalk all over his or her body, including the face and stomach, while writing important academic concepts on the chalkboard.
Wow. Look at that chalk-beast go! She has chalk all over her neck, and she's scribbling concepts all over the chalkboard.
by pandabear1236 July 23, 2012
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Beast Infection

To be inundated with an awesome aura of energy that infiltrates others around you akin to an aphrodisiac virus.
That guy has been lifting and dieting so much that his beast infection has turned critical
by ArtofAwesome October 9, 2013
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Tempt The Beast

A term or expression used by "lax bro" douche bags. Normally said at the end of a Facebook status after saying something that has to do with lax in an attempt to sound cool.
"Lax tournament this weekend. Tempt The Beast."
abbreviation also used: TTB
by gagalover321 March 19, 2011
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mud beast

That chick is such a mud beast! Would you do her? Hell no!!
by kindanuts July 15, 2011
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Beast Mode

Disappearing to actually work out in the gym while your whack buddies hang out on the elliptical.
I was in Beast Mode while gonzo and bravo were exercising with fat navy women.
by BeastMode12345 July 18, 2011
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beast

A large, oafish creature. Although well meaning, beasts often don't know much.
I'm just a dumb beast.
by t.db July 24, 2011
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