When sombody ejaculates into a sock.
by Urban_Retard May 29, 2017
Get the Moist sockmug. Ex., "You and your girl still together?"
"Nope. Had to end it cause she stretched out all my socks!"
"Classic sock stretcher!"
"Nope. Had to end it cause she stretched out all my socks!"
"Classic sock stretcher!"
by Paulypoo November 20, 2014
Get the sock stretchermug. A pointless story told. NO punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.
1."Today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
IT WAS BLUE!"
"um..sock story"
2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."
IT WAS BLUE!"
"um..sock story"
2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."
by Uknown, Unknown June 14, 2010
Get the Sock Storymug. To get wet socked; When you ejaculate into your cum sock, while your girlfriend is asleep and wipe it across her face.
"Sophie wouldn't put out out last night so I had to use my cum sock and smacked her
with it."
"Dude, you totally wet socked her"
with it."
"Dude, you totally wet socked her"
by Pumps. December 28, 2013
Get the wet sockedmug. when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere
-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry
-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.
-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.
by walcott August 20, 2008
Get the sock stampedemug. by CHUBBY BUNNY February 5, 2010
Get the SOCK CROUTONmug. by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021
Get the wool socksmug.