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jamaican smoked sausage 

The act of taking a huge rip out of a bong and proceeding to blow it into a vagina, sticking your dick in immediately so the smoke comes out with your strokes.
E:Yo bro I was trying something new with my girl so I gave her the Jamaican smoked sausage.

M: What’s that?

E: Look it up and urban dictionary but it’s some wild shit!
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It's all beans and sausage 

Hey dude, how you doin.

it's all beans and sausage

puerto rican sausage 

a puerto rican penis, bigger then 9 and a half inchs.
J.Lo's got some fine puerto rican sausage
puerto rican sausage by T_Roy July 28, 2008

pork sausage 

The act of getting bent over and taking it in the ass from the MAN.
Damn, I got stuck working a double shift again, I'm tired of getting the pork sausage.

Everyday I go to work I feel the pork sausage always finds me.
pork sausage by Russ Bone May 2, 2008

my sausage

I huge object between my legs
Me: Hey babe look at my sausage!
Babe: its so big!

grapes and sausage

"So this guy thinks he is getting a back-alley blow job from a chick. Then he goes to stick his finger in the pie and comes up with a handful of grapes and sausage!"

Pearl Sausage

The act of a man ejaculating into a female's (or male's) mouth and having her/him spit the ejaculation onto the tip of the man's penis, thus creating the illusion of a pearl on a sausage.
"Man, Veronica gave me a nice one the other night and finished me off with a nice pearl sausage."

"Josh said 'pearl sausage' to me the other night and I ended up think of what it could mean and then I wanted to give him one."

"Do you charge more for a pearl sausage?"
Pearl Sausage by sinspirations October 4, 2011