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Tomato Sandwich

A horrible pickup line that is extremely offensive toward young women. Especially those who work in sub shops.
"Do you like Tomato sandwiches?"
"NO?!"

"have you ever had a Tomato Sandwich?
"DID U REALLY JUST SAY THAT?
by themanwiththeanswer321 January 17, 2011
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honey sandwich

A honey sandwich is when a man puts honey on his genitals and then sticks it into a bee hive
I made a honey sandwich yesterday! And man I got stung like 50 times my dick looks like a baby's arm holding an apple
by Langebang89 October 30, 2013
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salami sandwich

When two or more people are involved in a sexual act and two or more people have penises.
Shauna was in a salami sandwich last night with Joel and Craig.
by Salami Fucker June 23, 2016
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Tribute to The Sandwich

Thee Sand witch is the greatest sandwich, so great, it can never actually be recreated. Instead, one makes sandwiches with the similar ingredients as a tribute to "Thee Sandwich".
The Recipe is:
1. Mix cream cheese with sauteed apple slices, crushed walnuts(or other types), finely cut crispy sausages(or ham or something else, nobody is really sure), and finely chopped and cooked garlic.
2. Spread the mix over a slice of bread, and put another slice over it, like you would a sandwich.
3. Soak in batter of eggs mixed with Alfredo sauce.
4. Cook on a buttered pan over medium heat until golden brown on both top and bottom, and all 4 sides.

The exact ingredients and proportions are unknown, but this is as close as we have ever gotten to recreating this masterpiece.
Man, this Tribute to The Sandwich is the best meal I've ever had in my entire life! My life is finally complete! If I died today I would be completely content!
by Sandwich Visionary December 20, 2008
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Sandwich time

4:23pm is sandwich time.
Notice it closely follows 4:20.
by Kyliesky March 15, 2010
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pinkmeat sandwich

A special nickname for a women's vagina
Go to the bed room and prepare my pinkmeat sandwich
by David Wayne Crist November 29, 2010
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Guiness Sandwich

The art of drinking 2 pints of Guiness before you start a drinking session, and a further 2 pints of Guiness after - Resulting in the most spectacular toilet show the morning after.
"I'll give you £10 if you do a Guiness Sandwich tonight and mess up your Grandmother's toilet in the morning"
by JayxMagyar January 7, 2010
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