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Find The Pint 

Find The Pint A game playable in any bar resturant which has alchol. Two or more players needed. One person has a pint glass and during a shift can fill the pint up with any liquids they wish leading up to at the end of the shift where if the other player had failed to find where the pint of mystery liquids is the player putting the liquids may spit into the pint. The "finder" player has to try during the shift to find the pint as the sooner they find it the less liquids and no spit in the pint.
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Huffing Paint Post 

an apropos nickname for the Huffington Post blog
He's just another liberal idiot spouting talking points from the Huffing Paint Post

Paint chips 

One who eats lead paint is expected to have strange behaviors like. Eating everything in their sight, saying weird things uncontrollably, and making a fool of themselves when ever they can. If you know someone with a paint chips addiction, please get them help:
"Wow why is liz so weird"

"Oh she is addicted to paint chips, I feel so bad for her."
Paint chips by Paint chips July 31, 2017

half pint 

a naturaly small person
half pint by nicky t June 24, 2003

Laser Pointer

1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.

2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.
I had so much fun watching Bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.

Having the painters in

Slang word for period/ that time of month.
Having the painters in by anagram November 28, 2004

paintstick

This is a device found in hardware stores. It normally sucks paint up the tube in order to be released at the users control onto a roller and then applied to a flat surface. It can also be used for the application of staining decks. The more common use among college kids is to fill it with various types of alcohol. The paintstick holds about 15 ounces of liquid. The paintstick has the advantage over the beerbong because it can use pressure in addition to gravity. The paintstick needs to be filled from a pitcher first, so it is slightly more time consuming. Its basic function could replace the beerbong completely if desired. It is often used as a supplement to those who want to try something new and have a high ability to chug. The current world record holder for the paintstick is probably E.J.
Wilbert: I gotta slam these beers before the game starts, do you guy have a beerbong?
Robby: No, but we have a paintstick. It does the same job but faster.
paintstick by Joseph Ihrke March 26, 2008