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La Junta Lead Pipe

A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.
“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe
La Junta Lead Pipe by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023
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steel drain pipe 

a steel drain pipe is a common form of torture the mafia uses which is when someone grabs a steel drain pipe and aggressively caves your skull in
Mafia Boss:hey Tony wheres the $50,000 you owe me

Tony:i....i do....dont have it yet

Mafia Boss:give him the steel drain pipe Marco
Marco:sure thing boss
Tony:no....no.. please i have a family

one in the pipe 

A humorous phrase used when a person, who is caught off guard, completely and immediately ends a violent situation by being violent first/faster/more efficiently. (usually a punch thrown resulting in a knockout, or a gun fired fatally at an opponent)

The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.

Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
When the man talking to Darius' girlfriend tried to throw a punch at him, Darius acted quickly by throwing an even faster punch, knocking the assailant out cold.

"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
one in the pipe by BigNastySteve November 16, 2023

Galwegian Sewage Pipe 

The Galwegian Sewage Pipe is the act of sounding a funnel and the getting a male/female with diarrhoea to shit in the funnel, filling your urinary tract with shit.
Man I just felt so empty inside, but she just filled me up with a hot Galwegian sewage pipe
Galwegian Sewage Pipe by anonymous November 29, 2023

West Virginia straight pipe 

When you fart in the pussy and fuck it and then she queefs it back out.
Me and Nancy did the West Virginia straight pipe last night and that shit hit the spot

Hammer the Daddy Pipe 

My appointment to hammer the daddy pipe is tomorrow. Wish me luck!
Hammer the Daddy Pipe by WennyDC November 12, 2024