Salty Pants

To be uncomfortable in your trousers.....like having "salt in your pants".

What's up with homeboy? He's acting a fool, like he's got "SALTY PANTS!?"

by J. Wiles June 25, 2006

one pant

one leg of pants, a singular pant that can be noted as "one pant"

Hey, look at that girl!

I know! She's so trendy with her one pant!

by darealgurl15 April 2, 2011

pants purgatory

When you're trying to lose weight and your fat pants fall down, but your skinny pants don't fit yet. You're between pants. You're in pants purgatory.

"Yeah, I went to lunch today at Subway so I could get skinny like Jared. My pants fell down and I was hanging brain right there in line while I was picking out sandwich toppings. Being in pants purgatory sucks."

by jmstone32 December 31, 2011

Labia pants

Thin dress pants, normally worn by the masses in corporate america. Pants so thin one can clearly differentiate labia minoira/ majora or penis and testes in a crotch grab that occurs during a rowdy lunch hour.

The antithesis of boner pants.

Labia pants are a must when having lunch with a hot coworker with wandering hands.

by High 5 July 22, 2012

dress pants

Super sexy pants when a sexy female is wearing them.

Man, Savannah is so sexy! Especially when she is wearing dress pants!

by toastygnomes November 13, 2013

Pants ripped

When your at work and you go to show the most awesome work out routine you've ever seen in your life to your co-workers and right in the middle of the routines best part your pants rip. Making this awkward sound your co-workers couldn't make out at first until you perk up real fast and blurt out "my pants just ripped". In that very moment your sorta embarrassed naturally, but then you bust out laughing and make it a good ass time.

"My pants ripped"

by luminous_yogi_ April 27, 2017

pant for the head

The ability to ease the stools egress from the bum locker by relaxation techniques employed during birth. sit, relax, inhale and as you exhale let the turtles head protrude.Carry on breathing deeply and exhale for evacuation.

The ability to pass a large bungles finger through pant for the head

by fruitbatnotts February 12, 2009