kentucky thumb

when you shove your thumb in your girls ass

gave my girl the ol’ kentucky thumb last night.

by s rooster May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

The act of taking one's thumb and jamming it in a bloody, gaping, hole and/or skin flaps.

I gave her the ol' Kentucky Thumb and I still can't get all the blood out from under my nail but she thanked me, oh yeah, she thanked me.

by b4dth3r4py May 20, 2021

thumb man

Originally from 'Spy Kids' ,known as the sexiest thumb going. Involved in prostitution.

Person A: That thumb man gives one great night ,I wish I could be with him forever
Person B: Yeah ikr!!! He was banging me just the other day ,what a wildcard

by Ezu Ace September 15, 2020

Giving a thumbs up

the cause for the highest percentage of lesbian deaths.
STRATEGY.

to stick thumbs up an easy lesbian causing immediate deconstruction of their sexuality. earning them the cock

GAME IS GAME.

How was the checkup?
He gave me the "thumbs up"}
"giving a thumbs up"

by Thumbsup2! January 9, 2024

Kentucky Thumb

Whilst getting dominanted by a faulty 50BMG SLAP round, the shooter who is either getting spanked by recoil and or bitch slapped by gun parts inserts an erect thumb into their jugular vein to control the intense secretion of bodily fluids.

After I tied my RN50 to my ballsack, which exlploded from a 161,000 psi blast, not 85,000 psi. My severed arteries and shredded balls required the maneuver known as the Kentucky Thumb.

by Infamous Griefer May 20, 2021

New Fashioned Thumb Around

The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.

Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.

by Jumbo Jackson November 9, 2019

john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024