Jerk-tographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerk-tographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.
by Tubbie McFunklestein June 16, 2011
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Web Shop Jerk

Person who is fond of buying Sexual products like Condoms, iPills etc Online
Dave is a Web Shop Jerk. He ordered a dozen of condoms last night.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk March 14, 2015
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Jerk Face

The phrase you use when playing video games and your parents are in the other room.
OMG this Jerk Face just killed me.
by Alldr55678990 January 05, 2019
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Jerk Face

jerk face is the definition of someone who uses u and when u get bored they leave.
hey whos the jerk face..?
oh, that's Chris
by tiredofpeople November 07, 2018
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Insta jerk

When you jerk off while going around in hot girls Instagram pages
Yea man been fixing to insta jerk I saw Samantha’s post”
by Акула May 31, 2020
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jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.
I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.
by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014
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Jonkler jerk circle

When all the jonklers come together to from a jerk circle,
The jonkler jerked his chicken in the jonkler jerk circle.
by oscaosca October 19, 2024
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