Noodles

Noodles mean nudes

Give me noodles.

by princess|babycakes February 22, 2018

Poop noodle

A long string of shit straight out the anus

Ohh i just had a 12 inch poop noodle come out my ass

by Buce bungus February 24, 2018

noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent

Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright

by Tweet th March 12, 2018

Ramen noodle

A narcissist slash arrogant plant that produces cocaine through photosynthesis

Yeah, that ramen noodle feeds off of toadstools

by White Girls at Starbucks February 14, 2017

Cooked noodle

1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub

Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!

by CozyRedBear February 21, 2017

Noodled

When you are so high. You look normal

Dude. You are so noodled...

by UnethicalClown February 25, 2017

Noodled

Noodled is the point where u smoke so much weed and drink so much that your cross fade causes u to fall on a hardwood floor in the fetal position while people take pictures.

Brandon: "Yo Zac look at Vinny...
Zac: " whoa is he ok? He's drooling on the floor in the fetal position..."
Brandon: "he's noodled bruh"

by OG Druggie March 4, 2017