Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,there's nothing you can't do.
Each streets will make you feel brand new,big lights will inspire you.
Each streets will make you feel brand new,big lights will inspire you.
A: do you know that new song?New york by alicia keys and jay z?
Z:The title is empire state of mind,bitch.
Z:The title is empire state of mind,bitch.
by xxHellax. August 29, 2010
A small, middle-class, suburbian town in Northern New Jersey. New Providence lives in the shadow of neighboring towns Chatham and Summit. The kids at the high school are usually ignorant douchebags who know nothing about anything outside the shithole they call a town. Although there are exceptions, the guys at the high school think their hot shit but the reality is that they get their asses handed to them in almost every way possible. To make up for these deficiencies, they all like to show off their "hot rods". I hate to be the one who tells them this but that's not gonna get you anywhere buds. The girls at New Providence arent much better. Again there are exceptions, but for the most part they are artifically tanned orange pieces of mass who could care less about anything other than their skin tone. Their academics are on the decline and their sports teams are incredibly average, continually getting their asses kicked by rival, Governor Livingston of Berkely Heights. I don't even go there or live in Berkely Heights. There is nothing to do in town but hang outside CVS and Blockbuster in the Village Shopping Center or get stoned outside Friendly's. There are very few places to eat, and with the exception of Coppola's which does have extraordinary pizza, the majority of the food cannot be digested. To sum it all up, New Providence is an uncultured town that shouldn't even be compared to its neighbors Summit, Chatham and Berkely Heights (again I do not live in any of these places).
Teacher: Billy do you know the answer to this question?
Typical New Providence Student: ...no...but i have a nice mustang
Teacher: Now let's get an answer from somebody whose not a complete retard.
Typical New Providence Student: ...no...but i have a nice mustang
Teacher: Now let's get an answer from somebody whose not a complete retard.
by It's So True August 08, 2006
Kids that are often dressed in repulsive ways.
( Naruto headbands, linty black shirts, out of style beanies, anything on the clearance rack at hot topic, mainstream movie t's.)Usually very obnoxious and loud.
Tend to draw anime or "gore" pictures and have a mad obsession with wolves or vampires.
They also seem to play so many RPGs they forget how to act in reality and seem incredibly stupid to the people around them.
Occasionaly wear saggy clothes, like tripp pants and massive black hoodies. They like to settle in groups with other new metal kids and walk together in a huge posse disturbing the society around them.
New Metal kids also tend to be fat, smelly, and stalkerish.
May try to follow the trend " scene kids " but fail miserably, and think that pocky is the best thing to hit the planet.
You can commonly hear new metal kids coming from a distance away because of the sound of their chains on their pants, and like to wear shoes that are too thick for them, and if none of those the smell will definatley warn others.
Some often wear messenger bags so low that they walk crooked and have greasy/ oily hair.
( Naruto headbands, linty black shirts, out of style beanies, anything on the clearance rack at hot topic, mainstream movie t's.)Usually very obnoxious and loud.
Tend to draw anime or "gore" pictures and have a mad obsession with wolves or vampires.
They also seem to play so many RPGs they forget how to act in reality and seem incredibly stupid to the people around them.
Occasionaly wear saggy clothes, like tripp pants and massive black hoodies. They like to settle in groups with other new metal kids and walk together in a huge posse disturbing the society around them.
New Metal kids also tend to be fat, smelly, and stalkerish.
May try to follow the trend " scene kids " but fail miserably, and think that pocky is the best thing to hit the planet.
You can commonly hear new metal kids coming from a distance away because of the sound of their chains on their pants, and like to wear shoes that are too thick for them, and if none of those the smell will definatley warn others.
Some often wear messenger bags so low that they walk crooked and have greasy/ oily hair.
" Dude. That kid is so new metal.."
" Who Jasmin? I know! She's gross."
" Her tripp pants are too short they look like highwaters."
" Check out my new shirt! "
" Ew.. Did you get that off the clearance rack at hot topic? It's linty! "
" Oh.. Um.. Yea.. I don't havea lint roller."
" .. You're so new metal."
" Who Jasmin? I know! She's gross."
" Her tripp pants are too short they look like highwaters."
" Check out my new shirt! "
" Ew.. Did you get that off the clearance rack at hot topic? It's linty! "
" Oh.. Um.. Yea.. I don't havea lint roller."
" .. You're so new metal."
by Grrrace January 30, 2008
better known as NE to anyone who lives there, is the smallest town you've ever seen, that no one knows exists in Central Jersey, and where no one understands why anyone would voluntarily move there. A town that is over-run by dirty mexicans and pot smoking highschoolers. Where the only exciting thing to do is go to Six Flags Great Adventure (GA, to the locals). And where your children are more likely to do drugs than if you lived in the hood. 'Town' and 'The Well' are the central hang outs of NE. New Egypt is the town where everybody knows everyones business, and where people thrive on rumors. New Egyptians will complain continually about how boring and gay it is, but once they leave will defend it to the death. Almost every New Egyptian will be mistaken for being from actual Egypt, at least twice in their lifetime. Better known as 'hickville.'
Joey: 'Hey, where are you from?'
Mike: 'New Egypt.'
Joey: 'YOU CAME ALL THE WAY FROM EGYPT?!'
'You're from New Egypt? You must be a druggie.'
Mike: 'New Egypt.'
Joey: 'YOU CAME ALL THE WAY FROM EGYPT?!'
'You're from New Egypt? You must be a druggie.'
by xxshwangxcore. June 12, 2008
Urban epicenter of the universe and best gay scene in the world. Trashy,clubby,elegant,funky, and a social hotch potch of humanity. Most cultured city in America and the pulse of the universe.
by London to Tokyo to Madrid November 07, 2003
1. Damn, how did Gilbert Arenas new mexico those free throws! They lost bc of him
2. Yo, you shoulda hooked up with that hott chick, she wanted it. You totally new mexicoed it.
2. Yo, you shoulda hooked up with that hott chick, she wanted it. You totally new mexicoed it.
by Chicaaago Ditka August 11, 2006
A television channel that, despite all evidence to the contrary, is not a comedy or parody channel. they tend to cater to the extreme right of politics, who are in fact, a minority. they just happen to have the loudest audience. Fox news tends to distort news stories to paint the republican party as the hero, or, if there is no way to manipulate the news in the way they want, they resort to a downright ass pull that people nonetheless believe because it's what the want to hear. one such instance was where they claimed the original mass effect game would feature "full frontal nudity" and was a "sex simulation game" that only existed to "corrupt the minds of the new generation.*" heartless bastards only brought in one person who had played the game, and he was an idiot at defending it. in other words, fox is great for a laugh, but don't belive a single thing they say.
*not exact quotes, but close enough.
*not exact quotes, but close enough.
Jane doe: "did you watch fox news? they have hilarious story going about how democrats are evil!"
John doe: "that's great! you can always count on them for a laugh!"
John doe: "that's great! you can always count on them for a laugh!"
by ratbrainbasher October 21, 2013