cuck muffin

A right wing, conservative, or Nazi power bottom.

Richard Spencer is my cuck muffin.

by Whoevertypedthatbsup August 19, 2017

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The Double Muffin

The state of having exposed fat hanging over the tops of both your shirt and pants as a result of knowingly wearing clothing that is too tight and revealing. Usually used in reference to over-weight women trying to pick up guys in low-rise jeans and tube-tops..

Guy 1: "Dude, that fat chick needs to put some clothes on!"
Guy 2: "Yea, she's totally got The Double Muffin goin' on."
Guy 1: "I think i'm gunna blow chunks!"

by Nick Purpura March 14, 2009

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muffin fighter

A professional boxer who's only purpose is to become a KO victim. One with no skills and looks the part.

John Ruiz was beaten by at least 10 muffin fighters in the last few years and he actually holds a heavyweight championship belt!

by Lyle Richard August 13, 2005

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Muffin Waist

What happens when a fat person if wearing a shirt that is to small for them.

Like how muffins overflow their case and flop over the side, the person's fat flops over the top of their trousers to create a muffin-like appearance.

Person 1: She bent over and the fat was drooping like a muffin!

Person 2: Eww! Muffin Waist!

by Kellan Fisher September 30, 2009

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