by FAGGOT HATER 25 January 13, 2008
Get the butthole monstermug. by swagless November 14, 2010
Get the Swag Monstermug. What happens to a woman's vagina after having one or more children, messing up her snatch to such an extent to make it look like a pile of ham.
"After our fourth child, my wife's pussy turned into a ham monster."
"Dude, I bet you 1,000 bucks that chick has a big old ham monster hiding in her pants"
"Dude, I bet you 1,000 bucks that chick has a big old ham monster hiding in her pants"
by Urban Dickshun October 27, 2015
Get the Ham Monstermug. ‘There was once a, adolescent seagull called Hedgehog
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster’
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster’
by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017
Get the Spaghetti Monstermug. Leaving a turd laying across a rack that goes above a toilet when the rack was blocking the upper tank area of the toilet in the process of attempting to leave an upper decker (top shelf) in someone's toilet.
Person 1: did you upper deck the toilet at travis' shitty party?
Person 2: i couldn't, there was a toilet rack blocking the top part so i left a green monster instead.
Person 2: i couldn't, there was a toilet rack blocking the top part so i left a green monster instead.
by mel1921 June 6, 2011
Get the Green Monstermug. by Lucille Ballz January 20, 2011
Get the Monster Bombsmug. When Joe gives Billy the rest of his monster, and then Billy waits five minutes and gives Joe the best tackle ever seen, sending Joe three feet into the air (that's the footer part).
by Sam Beld October 21, 2008
Get the Monster Footermug.