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Sardine Machine

A cramped vehicle with too many people inside, usually a train carriage, packed like sardines in a tin.
I can barely move in this sardine machine.

I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one
by XENOCRACY February 23, 2023
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Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03)

Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around the early 2000s but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02 and CR03) anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in the early 2000s.

Hell, now that I think about it, the dyson washing machines are a MUCH more better and useful concept than those lousy ‘smart’ washing machines today.

Yes, the complexity of the contra rotating drum mechanism would be a central problem to the machine, however to be quite frank, to think it would fail more than a conventional single drum washer would be ridiculous. Perhaps a bit more feasible now considering the age of the existing machines still around, but def not possible back in 2002.

But overall, the pros of the dyson washing machine heavily overshadows the concerns. I would LOVE to have a contra rotating drum, where I could wash my clothes faster than what’s possible even with current washers. I honestly hope the contra rotating drum system can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if any major washing machine brand made a new one, it would prove far more capable and be more successful.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Dyson had that cool futuristic washing machine, forgot what it's called
Eric: The CR01, CR02 or CR03??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03) ?
Zoomer: Dyson what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
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Ball Down Machine

An alternate name for a beer, referring to "balling down", the act of consuming alcohol as described by Ontario slang.
Gonna acquire a ball down machine just now. be back shortly
by REALHOTBOI June 19, 2021
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Propaganda Machine

A really cool Thrash/Groove Metal band from Kentucky.
Person 1: "Have you heard Propaganda Machine's new self-titled EP available on all streaming services?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "You really should, it has some bangers on it. My favorite song is The Scarred Domain."
Person 2 (after listening to it): "Personally, my favorite song is Imperial Democracy."

Person 1: "Yeah, that song is good too."
by zbguitar January 2, 2025
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Shit Machine

Me: 🎶You better watch out 'cause I'm a shit machine.🎶 (A parody of War Machine by Kiss)
by AntiCircumcisionMan September 27, 2024
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caffeination machination

This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.
Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."
by von groovy September 3, 2024
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machine lurking

What a machine hides in the dark, waiting to steal your job.
Better watch out for Apple, Google, and Facebook. They're all investing heavily in machine lurking these days.
by boltzmannbrain January 26, 2016
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