pwned by life

When one is truly dealt a bad hand by nature. Used to describe one who is so horribly hopeless and worse off than anyone else, they have truly been pwned by life.

"Man, Travis' dad just got diagnosed with cancer."
"Right after that black kid stole his bike, and fucked his girl?"
"Yeah dude."
"Oh man, pwned by life."

by DickDanger December 6, 2007

Semi Life

A simple mix between "having a life" and "being a no life". When you do something with your real life friends over the internet.

I am a hardcore gamer who has real life friends and we play together over the internet, you can call me a semi life!

by MisterObvious October 8, 2011

Style of Life

Style of Life is the way someone lives their life

Malika: I just dont like her style of life...

Rand: Wtf..

(later)

Jasmin: Heyy Malika why dont you like my Style of Life?

Malika: I dunno

by JasminSchneider June 19, 2009

facts of life

an explanation of human reproduction, especially to a child

She is so ignorant. She probably has not been taught so much as the facts of life.

by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2009

bag for life

noun. a bag for life is a euphemism for the male genitalia, or more specifically, scrotal sack. The term pertains in its literal sense to a long-term use carrier bag, popularised by a UK-based high street retailer.

"When I watch television I cup my bag for life."

"My bag for life is red and sore, I should visit my GP post-haste!"

by petersBuddy January 18, 2009

first life

Real Life. With the popularity of second life another word for reality.

Let's leave second life and meet in first life.

by avgbody April 28, 2008

Life sick

A feeling of emotional sickness, similar feeling to home sickness but you're not sure what is wrong.

Nothings feels right and you are unable to explain why or how.
A state of self/life loathing.

I don't know why but i'm feeling really life sick right now.

by sweetmonday April 20, 2013