Liam Milburn

A man with a sexual attraction to dogs, specifically Afghan Hounds

“Man did you see that girl? So hot”
“Mate she looked like an actual dog”
“That’s why they call me Liam Milburn!”

by YouKnowIDidIt November 23, 2021

Liam

Don’t let your girl near him, she’ll never be the same again. He’ll put your banal, meaningless beta existence into sharp contrast with his alpha dominant charming demeanour. Liam is synonymous with greatness; statuesque in physique, exquisite taste in literature, art, dominant in all aspects of competition, a Liam will make you yearn for the safety of the womb once again.

Oh shit, there’s a Liam here, let’s try our luck at another bar.

by DefinitelyobviouslynotaLiam November 23, 2021

Liam

Godlike figure, redheaded girly , could also be known as Logan, Howard never gets his work done in class. Who lives in Santa Monica and plays waterpolo. Never finished his History projects on time and wears greenish hoodies though he has impeccable style. He also needs new shoes and would appreciate someone donating money to him by placing any form of money on the major field dugout at north Venice little league field. He is lowkey obsessed with himself. He is wearing a flower mask. Has controversial opinions. He gets drunk with friends at parties on the weekends and ditches class, which is ILLEGAL under the water polo team rules. Dan, if you’re reading this you might need to have a talk with him. Btw he definitely does not live in Santa Monica. Also he has a nice sweater and is definitely taller than any griffin in existence.

That’s SO Liam haha! Oh, what’s Liam, let me tell you: Godlike figure, redheaded girly , could also be known as Logan, Howard never gets his work done in class. Who lives in Santa Monica and plays waterpolo. Never finished his History projects on time and wears greenish hoodies though he has impeccable style. He also needs new shoes and would appreciate someone donating money to him by placing any form of money on the major field dugout at north Venice little league field. He is lowkey obsessed with himself. He is wearing a flower mask. Has controversial opinions. He gets drunk with friends at parties on the weekends and ditches class, which is ILLEGAL under the water polo team rules. Dan, if you’re reading this you might need to have a talk with him. Btw he definitely does not live in Santa Monica. Also he has a nice sweater and is definitely taller than any griffin in existence.

by Liam$2829,9!/8.8’x’djjeoabs ls November 23, 2021

Liam

A man with a huge cock that is so big it kills woman that he fucks

Yo that guy is a liam

by Ionlyspeakthetruthpurefacts November 23, 2021

Liam

Liam is person who is sporty and likes cute girls and will do anything for the girl he loves when he gives girls looks you know he's into them.

Liam loves to play rugby and likes cute girls and when he gives a look you know he's into you.

by Rugby Legend November 23, 2021

Liam Havens

Liam never like anyone. he will watch weird things when he is home alone, he is also a fortnight kid. he likes the hairy kid and gets suspended once a month

Person 1: I’m dating Liam Havens
Person 2: oh i feel bad

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Liam

What a guy! Liam is kind, patient, humble and very loving. He is slow to anger and always considerate of other peoples feelings. Liam is faithful by nature which is extremely rare these days.

Girls, if you find yourself a Liam, keep him, he will never let you down. He will make you laugh when you need picking up and he will lay you down when you need fucking.

One in a million.

Liam is the best boyfriend you can hope for

by Redones November 23, 2021