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brain jump

When your brain shuts down for a split second and when it starts again you yell "Brain jump!"
Hoon(staring in space): "Brain jump!"
Everyone else: (Oblivious to him talking)
by dirty_dog_farmer February 4, 2015
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Jump start

If a sexual partner has nipple piercings you connect jumper cables them and proceed to fuck them from behind whilst making engine noises as if you just jump started ur car on cold day
Dude she let me jump start her last night
by Corey treverson June 29, 2019
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jump squat

A jump squat, jump-squat, or jumpee is arguably the most painful exercise that involves keeping a straight back while bending your knees to a ninety-degree angle, and then jumping. It is about 2x more painful than a burpee and is often used as a punishment or exercise for rowers, along with an erg. Side effects may include vomiting, excruciating pain, numbness in legs or paralization.
Coach: OK guys, only 6 by 60 jumpees then you can go home!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!
by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! December 21, 2015
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Helix Jump

A over used game on khan academy in a christian private school. Also an addiction on rainy days and known to be rage quit when the teacher closes it out.
Hey what level are you on in helix jump?
by >;'( February 13, 2024
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Jump-A-Dump

when you jump and crap at the same time.
Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!
by ConnorDotEXE November 30, 2016
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jumping shift

Jump shift is basically a way of saying you are breaking up with someone
Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift

Dave: What do you mean by that?

Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(
by A randomKIDWhoHatesOTHERS12 February 25, 2018
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