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Jones

To leave something in a state where no one will be willing to use it for quite some time.
"Sorry I had some extra spicy food last night and had to Jones the washroom.
by LuciferTheWise December 20, 2023
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Legend Dale Jones

Legend Dale Jones other known as short midget man spawns commonly in Arkansas and is very aggressive for their size. They are known to move mountains, speak with animals, and other dwarvenly magic. As well as making makais get back to work.
The legend Dale Jones is a common sight but hard to spot from his shortness
by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 19, 2024
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Lauren jones

I love the Shrewsbury gang, the leader is Lauren jones”
by Shrewsganglozjones January 30, 2024
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Quandalious Barnicle Jones Jr The 3rd

a unknown person in the world. he earns the title as quandale dingles son
"Im gonna go text my guy Quandalious Barnicle Jones Jr The 3rd"
by Ilovebigoilymen April 13, 2023
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Jessica Seaborne Jones

So sexy and amazing she has a massive ass.
Jessica Seaborne Jones ? Wow!
by abyssalllll April 15, 2023
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Amelia Jones

Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.
Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
by Samsung8 May 8, 2023
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Amelia Jones

Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.
Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s that she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
by Samsung8 May 8, 2023
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