Jonah Ng’ing

“Jonah” is typically used as sentence clutter and is essentially useless. NGing refers to kissing an Indian whore—that one was a boyfriend with—while she’s sleeping.

“Jo used by a black man as “Yo”) nah, no way you’re NGing her right now”

“Jonah Ng’ing her is a crazy move, you jew”

by Jonah Ng October 28, 2025

Jonald

Jumping out of the window due to stress and or depression.

Oh my god! He is jonalding.
The man failed from the exam, a jonald thought came to his mind.

by Butumomalaggu November 14, 2025

Jonah Smart

Sexy as all hell, any woman would gobble his bits

Oh my god it's Jonah Smart, I want to make sex with him

by Very hot lady November 16, 2025

Jonášek

A slightly chubby Czech male who's submissive and breedable.

Mitch: Look at that fat ass n*igga over there!
Gara: Gosh, that's such a Jonášek if I've ever seen one.

by tromboneslayer420 December 15, 2025

A-Jonas

When you break-up with someone by text messages instead of confronting them face to face.

hey wheres your Girl-friend. "What Girl-friend I A-Jonased her and shes no more

''you coward''

by M-Boy 10 December 7, 2010

Uncle Jonah's Chargrill

When a Kid obsessed with fire is allowed to cook, it is reffered to as 'Uncle Jonah's Chargrill'

Most Commonly Used in NSW Australia

Guy: and thats how you burn sausages.
Guy2: welcome to Uncle Jonah's Chargrill!

by Pyro_In_Training December 11, 2012

josuah jonas

Josuah jonas is a simp and a cheaters when it comes to cart games

Merle : money please

Josuah jonas : here you go tale me money

by Lichtbus April 12, 2020