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Silky Johnson

Idiot who sits on WCCFTECH (tech site) all day long calling people poor and rigless.
Silky Johnson here! AMD still slow? Stop being poor! Show me your CPU-Z validation.
by AMDolt November 16, 2023
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Dakota Johnson

Flirty and her image easily becomes an idol

get rid of it

you deserve better
Dont worship Dakota Johnson she won't be too happy
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Carl Johnson

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.
Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj
by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023
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Johnson Twist

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.
by LaJohnson April 19, 2023
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Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson. Preferably with a twisting motion.
I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.
by LaJohnson April 19, 2023
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Johnson Curl

A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground
"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"

"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"
by theoreticalbias May 1, 2023
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Skibidi Johnson

A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.
Person 1: "Teacher! He's touching my Skibidi Johnson"

Person 2: "No I am not!"
by BigPapaSnail November 24, 2023
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