Jiffy John

More commonly known as a "Porta Potty"
Probably the most disgusting place in the world to take care of your "business"
Warning: Sitting on seats may result in catching infectious diseases. Also, wear a gas mask upon entering to prevent fainting from toxic fumes.

Person 1: Oh my god, I really gotta take a piss
Person 2: Haha! There's a jiffy john right there! Have at it!
Person 1: Ugh... Let's get this over with! *takes deep breath, holds it and charges into jiffy john*

by GHUBZ October 20, 2012

Mr. John

The most romantic man in any conceivable universe. The kind of guy you can’t get enough of, because he’s so hilarious, and generous, and reassuring, and makes you feel great about yourself. He has a way of turning every situation into something positive. If you can win this man’s heart, you are incredibly lucky.

I love you, Mr. John.

by AmatoTheBeloved February 14, 2020

john ogelby

the best drummer. plays in a cool band called milkk. deserves love.

john ogelby invented the drums

by milkkie April 3, 2019

John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his favorite beans.

1. JOHN BANKS PLS MVE THE DEADLINE(JOHN PRANKS)
2. John Banks please spank me.

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

John Squire

God.

John Squire needs a church

by Britpop Girl March 27, 2022

Jason john

Funny yet sophisticated, helps people from all walks of life. Straighty 180 yet he is a bad boy in all good ways!

Thank you Jason john

by My friend jason January 18, 2022

John Key

Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.

Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.

by Caspin April 26, 2016